A
- – Abernathy, Eleanor (Catlady)
- – Ableman, Aaron
- – Abrams, J. J.
- – Abzug, Bella
- – Adams, John
- Adams, John Quincy
- – Adamsapfel, Fiona
- Agassi, Andre
- – Akirahata, Fujisaka
- – al Mustafi, Nosaf
- – Albert, Marv
- – Albertson, Jeff (Comic Book Guy)
- – Albertson, Prius
- – Aldrin, Buzz
- – Alekova, Anastasia
- – Aleppo, Vincent
- – Alger, Langdon
- – Ali, Muhammad
- – Allen, Woody
- Allred, Gloria
- Alvarado, Freddie
- – Amadopolis, Aristotle
- – Amanpour, Christiane
- – Anastasio, Trey
- Anderson, Al
- – Anderson, Jack
- – Anderson, Katie
- – Anderson, Loni
- – Anderson, Richard Dean
- – Angelides, Phil
- Angelou, Maya
- – Angry, Skip
- Anthony, Susan B.
- – Apatow, Judd
- – Apollo, Jimmy
- – Arborday, Chester
- – Arbus, Diane
- Archer, Wesley
- – Armstrong, Billie Joe (Green Day) (†)
- – Armstrong, Bud
- – Armstrong, John
- – Armstrong, Lance
- – Armstrong, Neil
- – Arnold, Bob
- Arthur, Chester A.
- Asimov, Isaac
- – Assange, Julian
- Atanawa, Hanuki
- – August, Stefane
B
- – Bäckström, B.A.
- – Babcock, Clay
- – Bailey, Mary
- – Baird O'Connell, Billie Eilish Pirate
- – Baker, Missy
- – Bakerbutcher, Nigel
- – Baldwin, Alec
- – Baldwin, Daniel
- – Baldwin, Stephen
- – Baldwin, William
- – Ballantyne, Ethan
- – Ballerina, Tina
- – Bancroft, Lily
- – Bancroft, Mimsie
- – Banks, Joe
- – Banner, Rex (†)
- – Bannister, Harv
- – Banyon, Race
- – Barcelona, Eduardo
- – Baranski, Christine
- – Barclay, Red (†)
- Barker, Travis (Blink-182)
- – Barlow, Birchibald T.
- – Barrymore, Drew
- – Basinger, Kim
- – Batali, Mario
- – Bateman, Jason
- Bauer, Jack
- – Baylor, Flash
- Baryshnikov, Mikhail
- Beardley, Estelle
- – Beardley, Jasper
- – Beardley, Minett
- – Beck, Ronnie
- – Becker, Boris
- – Becker, Kostas
- Beecher Howe, Winnifred
- – Begley Jr., Ed
- – Behar, Joy
- – Beiderbecke, Brendan
- – Belew, Adrian
- – Belfry, Barbara
- Belichick, Bill
- Bell, Alexander Graham
- – Bell, Brian
- – Bellamy, Myrna
- – Bennett, Tony
- – Benzie, Mike
- – Berger, Chuck
- Bergman, Ingmar
- – Berrera, Carol
- – Beth, Emily
- – Bezos, Jeff
- – Bhagwati, Jagdish
- – Biden, Joe
- – Bidwell, Betsy
- – bin Laden, Amid
- – bin Laden, Bashir
- – bin Laden, Mina
- – Blair, Tony
- Blakely, Sara
- – Blatz, Eugene
- Blodgett, Katherine
- – Bobbins, Shary (†)
- – Bocelli, Andrea
- – Bocelli, Matteo
- – Bocelli, Virginia
- – Boggs, Hettie Mae
- – Boggs, Baskam Lee
- – Boggs, Wade
- – Bomba, Ricardo (†)
- – Bon Idée, Finn
- Bonaparte, Napoléon
- Bonds, Barry
- – Bonks, Jim Jam
- – Bont, James (†)
- – Bookner, Don
- – Boom, Scotty
- – Boom, Tyler
- – Borton, Wendell
- – Botzcowski, Lucille
- – Bouvier, Angelique
- – Bouvier, Antoine
- – Bouvier, Arthur
- – Bouvier, Bambi
- – Bouvier, Clancy
- Bouvier, Dot
- – Bouvier, Eunice
- – Bouvier, Gladys
- – Bouvier, Jacqueline
- – Bouvier, Ling
- – Bouvier, Marcel
- – Bouvier, Patty
- – Bouvier, Pépé
- – Bouvier, Selma
- – Bouvier, Victor
- – Bouvier II, Victor
- – Bouvier, Yves
- – Bowditch, Joseph
- Bowie, David
- Bradbury, Ray
- – Bradley, Devon
- – Brady, Tom
- – Branson, Richard
- Bridges, Christopher Brian
- – Brockman, Brittany
- – Brockman, Kent
- – Brockman, Stephanie
- – Brodka, Don
- Brokaw, Tom
- – Brooks, Albert
- – Brooks, James L.
- Brooks, Mel
- – Brosnan, Pierce
- Brown, James
- – Brown, Jim
- – Bruni, Carla
- – Brunswick, Jaques
- – Buchanan, James
- – Buckhorn, Wayne
- – Budgie, Lionel
- – Buffett, Jimmy
- – Buffett, Warren
- – Burkhart, Milton
- – Bunyan, Chip
- – Burns, Charles Montgomery
- – Burns, Clifford
- – Burns, Daphne
- – Burns, George
- – Burns, Ken
- – Burns, Larry
- – Burns, Martha
- – Burns, Wainwright Montgomery (†)
- – Burr, Aaron
- – Burwell, Zoe
- – Busby, Chazz
- – Busey, Gary
- – Bush, Barbara
- – Bush, Barbara
- – Bush, George
- – Bush, George W.
- – Bush, Jeb
- – Bush, Jenna
- – Bushwell, Joan
- – Butterfat, Phineas Q.
- – Button, Angelica
C
- – Caan, James
- Caine, Michael
- – Cain, Stradivarius
- – Calabresi, Dante (†)
- – Calabresi, Dante Junior (†)
- – Calabresi, Primo
- – Calhoun, Dash
- – Calhoun, Johnny
- – Canby, Vincent
- – Canseco, Jose
- – Carey, Drew
- – Cargill, Russ
- – Carlin, George
- – Carlsdottir, Inga
- – Carlson, Carl
- – Carlson, Carl Senior
- – Carlson, Carlotta
- – Carlson, Tucker
- – Carpenter, Ted
- – Carson, Johnny
- – Carter, Jimmy
- – Carvallo, Lee
- – Castellaneta, Dan
- – Castro, Fidel
- – Cena, John
- – Chalmers, Gary
- Chalmers, Rosemary (†)
- – Chalmers, Shauna
- – Chan, Robert
- – Chann, Buck
- – Chann, Chuck
- Chaplin, Charlie
- – Chapman, Cornelius
- – Chase, Franklin
- Cheney, Dick
- Chesney, Kenny
- – Chespirito, Emma
- – Chespirito, Pedro (Bienenmann)
- – Chong, Tommy
- – Chow, Ling
- – Christian, Scott
- – Chávez, César
- – Christie, Chris
- – Churchill, Winston
- – Clabby, Joe
- Clancy, Tom
- – Clark, Lewis
- Clarke, Arthur C.
- – Clarkson, Jennifer
- – Clemens, Roger
- – Cleveland, Grover
- – Clinton, Bill
- – Clinton, Hillary
- – Closet, Sterling
- – Clowes, Daniel
- – Cobain, Kurt
- – Cohen, Rachel
- – Coleman, Gary
- – Collier, Lou
- – Colt, Dexter
- – Commonbottom, Eliza
- – Connor, Grant
- – Connor, Vance
- – Conrad Hermes
- – Cooder, Cooder
- – Cooder, Spud
- – Coolidge, Calvin
- – Cooper, Anderson
- Cosby, Bill
- – Costello, Elvis
- – Costington, Melina
- – Coyote, Peter
- Costner, Kevin
- – Cowell, Simon
- Craig, Daniel
- – Crandall, Arthur
- – Crawford, Annie
- Crockett, Davy
- – Crosby, David
- Crow, Sheryl
- – Crowley, Faith
- – Crowley, Jack
- Crystal, Billy
- – Csupovski, Boris
- – Cuban, Mark
- – Cuomo, Rivers
- – Curie, Marie
D
- – D'Abbruzio, Peter
- – D'Amanto, Chaz
- – D'Amelio, Charli
- – D'Amico, Angelica
- – D'Amico, Anthony (Fat Tony) (†)
- – D'Amico, Michael
- – D'Avignon, Daerius
- – Daddy, Charles
- – Dalrymple, Iris
- – Dalrymple, Lawrence
- – Daly, Kenneth
- – Dangerfield, Rodney
- – Danielson, Dean
- – Dare, Angela
- – Dark, Gulliver
- Darren, Kyle
- Darwin, Charles
- – Davis, Chip
- – Davis, Roz
- Davis Jr., Sammy
- – de Graaf, Michael
- – Deathsatan, Stacy
- – Deeley, Cat
- – DeFarge, Wilson
- DeGroot, Stanley
- – Delacourt, Nick
- DeLonge, Tom (Blink-182)
- – DeLuise, Dom
- – Demarius, Lakwando
- – Demon, Cregg
- – Demon, Cregg Junior
- – Dempsey, Amber
- – Dershman, Albert
- – Desmond, Declan
- – Devereaux, Avery
- – DiCaprio, Leonardo
- – Dickens, Charles
- – Diddlehopper, Dwight David
- – Didrikson Zaharias, Babe
- – DiMaggio, Don Vittorio
- – Dirnt, Mike (†)
- – Disney, Walt
- – Dobermann, Friedrich Louis
- – Dodger, Artie
- – Dole, Bob
- – Dominguez, Maria
- – Donahue, Phillip
- – Dondelinger, Harlan
- – Doonesbury, Mike
- – Douglas, Kirk
- – Douglas, Stephen
- – Dover, Jasmine
- – Drummond, Clarice
- – Dubinsky, Annie
- – du Charme, Etienne
- – Duff, Howard K. VIII.
- – Dukakis, Michael
- – Dunaway, Faye
- – Dupree, Chester
- – Dupree, Gene
- – Dylan, Bob
E
- – Earhart, Amelia
- – Einstein, Albert
- – Eisenhower, Dwight D.
- – Electra, Carmen
- – Elkins, Samuel
- – Ellis, Chuck
- – Ellison, Harlan
- – Ellison, Lilly
- – Ellison, Megan
- – Engels, Friedrich
- – Englebrick, Chett
- – Epstein, Tina
- – Estevez, Emilio
- – Estudiante, Julio
- Evans, Robert
- – Everly, Corbin (†)
F
- – Fairbanks, Mason
- – Fairey, Shepard
- – Fakeman, Don
- – Fallon, Jimmy
- – Farnsworth,Hubert J.
- – Farrelly, Patrick
- – Feesh, Helen
- – Feuerstein, Fred
- Fieri, Guy
- – Fife, Barney
- Fillmore, Millard
- – Fisk, Eugene
- – Fishman, Jon
- – Fisk, Eugene
- – Flanagan, Eunice
- – Flanagan, Fatso
- – Flanders, Bonnie
- – Flanders, Conny
- – Flanders, Ginger ("Las Vegas Mom")
- – Flanders, Jakob
- – Flanders, José
- – Flanders, Maude (†)
- – Flanders, Mona
- – Flanders, Ned
- – Flanders, Ned
- – Flanders, Nedward
- – Flanders, Rod
- – Flanders, Ted
- – Flanders, Thistlewick
- – Flanders, Todd
- – Flart, Paul
- – Fletcher, Brad
- – Flinch, Maxwell
- – Flowers, Alonzo
- – Foley, Ethan
- – Folkman, Lothar (Luigi Risotto)
- – Fontaine, Laney
- Fonzarelli, Arthur
- – Ford, Gerald
- – Fornby, Delbert
- – Fortune, Arthur
- – Francis, T.R.
- – Franklin, Benjamin
- – Franklin, Rosalind
- – Frazier, Joe
- – Freeman, Freddy
- – Freestone, Ewell
- – Frenel, Guthrie
- Fresh, Terry
- Freud, Sigmund
- – Friedman, Dora
- – Friedman, Jeremy
- – Frink, John Junior
- – Frink, John Senior
- – Fry, Philip J.
- – Fury, Nick
G
- – Gaines, Chilton
- – Gammil, Tom
- Gandhi, Mahatma
- – Garth, Fois
- Garfield, James A.
- – Gates, Bill
- – Gehry, Frank
- George, William F.
- Gibson, Kirk
- – Gibson, Mel
- – Gillick, Dan
- – Gladness, Nancy
- – Gladness, Nat
- – Gladwell, Goose
- – Glass, Ira
- – Glick, Alice
- – Glumplich, Homer
- – Goldberg, Woofie
- – Goldman, Marshall
- – Golly, Svenjamin
- – Goodman, Brad
- – Graham, Zack
- – Granfinali, Giuseppe
- Grant, Ulysses S.
- – Grass, Jesse
- Graves, Peter
- – Griffey, Ken Junior
- – Grimes, Frank (†)
- – Grimes, Frank Junior
- – Groening, Matt
- – Gumble, Al
- – Gumble, Arnie
- – Gumble, Barney
- – Gunderson, Gil (†)
- – Gunselman, Bret
- – Gutiérrez, Isabel
H
- – Haas, Milton
- – Hagar, Sammy
- – Hamilton, Andrew
- – Hamilton, Tom
- – Hammett, Kirk
- – Hanks, Tom
- – Hapablap, Leslie
- – Harding, Warren G.
- – Hardy, Paul
- – Hardwick, Kurt
- – Harm, Constance
- – Harrison, Benjamin
- – Harrison, George
- Harrison, William Henry
- – Hart, Bret
- – Hawk, Tony
- – Hawking, Stephen
- Hayes, Rutherford B.
- – Hearn, Chick
- – Heathbar, Charles
- – Heathbar, Verity
- – Hendrix, Jimi
- – Hermann, Herman
- – Herzog, Werner
- – Hetfield, James
- – Hertzfeld-Mastroantoni, Gwensolyn
- – Hibbert, Julius
- – Hibbert, Bernice
- Hill, Mary
- – Hitchcock, Alfred
- – Hitler, Adolf
- – Hobbes, Juliet
- – Hodges, Buddy
- – Holmes, Sherlock
- – Hood, Robin
- – Hope, Bob
- Hoppus, Mark (Blink 182)
- – Hoover, Elizabeth
- Hoover, Herbert C.
- – Howard, Ron
- – Howe, Gordie
- – Hoxha, Adil
- – Hubner, Gus
- – Hurlbut, Hollis
- – Huser, Howell
- – Hutz, Lionel
I
- – Ignatowski, Jim
- – Incognito, Guy
- – Irritazio, Enrico
J
- – Jackson, Andrew
- – Jackson, Michael
- – Jagger, Mick
- – Jambowski, Harper
- – Jambowski, Mike
- – Jarmusch, Jim
- – Jefferson, Thomas
- – Jensen, Sophie
- – Jobs, Steve
- Johns, Jasper
- – John, Elton
- – Johnson, Andrew
- – Johnson, Earvin
- – Johnson, Lyndon B.
- – Johnson, Kang
- – Johnson, Kodos
- – Johnson, Steve (Sideshow Raheem)
- – Jones, Carol
- – Jones, Jimbo
- – Jones, Tom
- – Jordan, Rachel
- – Juniper, Calliope
- – Juniper, Melody
K
- – Kanickee, Fred
- – Kennedy, John F.
- – Kennedy Onassis, Jacqueline
- Kerry, Drue
- – Kerry, John
- Khan, Dschingis
- Khan, Kahblu
- Khomeini, Ayatollah
- – King, Stephen
- – Klink, Wilhelm
- – Kobb, Sebastian
- – Kogen, Wally
- – Kompowsky, Leon
- – Krabappel, Edna
- – Kramer, Joey
- – Krause, Colby
- – Kravitz, Lenny
- – Krellner, Juliana
- Kristofferson, Kris
- Krueger, Freddy
- – Krustofski, Herschel
- – Krustofski, Hyman
- – Krustofski, Sophie
- – Kurosawa, Akira
- – Kwan, Cookie
L
- – LaBianco, Kyle
- – LaBoot, Joe
- – Lama, Dalai
- – Lampwick, Chester J.
- Lander, David
- Landl, Ivan
- – Langfinger, Larissa
- – Lanley, Lyle
- – Largo, Dewey
- – Larson, Jack
- – Lassen, Jack
- – Leary, Denis
- – Leela, Turanga
- – LeMarquez, Marcus
- Lenin, Wladimir Iljitsch
- – Lennon, John
- – Leno, Jay
- – Leonard, Lenny
- – Lillquist, Greta
- – Lincoln, Abraham
- – Lombard, Maxine
- – Lovejoy, Helen
- – Lovejoy, Jessica
- – Lovejoy, Timothy
- – Lovell, Stacy
- Lawless, Lucy
- – Lumpkin, Lurleen
- – Lumpkin, Royce
M
- – Mackleberry, Barry
- – Mackleberry, Jerri
- – Mackleberry, Jerry
- – Mackleberry, Larry
- – Mackleberry, Sherri
- – Mackleberry, Terri
- – MacMoran, Angus
- – MacMoran, William
- – Maddow, Rachel
- – Madison, James
- – Magini, Ray
- – Mancuso-Gluckman, Ms.
- Mann, Avery
- – Mann, Otto
- – Mann, Leslie
- – Manson, Charles
- – Marley, Jack
- – Marlow, Robert
- Martin, Dean
- – Marx, Chico
- – Marx, Groucho
- – Marx, Harpo
- – Marx, Karl
- Masterson, Corey
- – Mathers, Grayson
- – Mattingly, Don
- – McBain, Larry
- McCain, John
- – McCallister, Horatio
- – McCarthy, Lyle
- – McCartney, Paul
- – McCloskey, Bill
- – McClure, Troy
- – McConnell, Audrey
- – McCoy, Buck
- – McDonald, Griff
- – McKenna, Brodie
- – McKenna, Madison
- – McKenna, Nikki
- – McKinley, William
- – Meir, Golda
- – Melish, Ralph
- – Meriwether, Clive
- Mercer, Emelie
- – Meyers, Roger Junior
- – Meyers, Roger Senior
- Michele, Lea
- – Mills, Donna
- – Ming, Yao
- – Mitchell, Buck
- – Mobbs, Steve
- – Mondale, Walter
- Monroe, James
- – Monroe, Marvin
- – Monroe, Mervin (Tattoo Guy)
- – Montana, Joe
- – Montenegro, Dolores
- – Moore, Alan
- Moore, Rich
- – Monteith, Cory
- Morehouse, Mindy
- – Morrison, Jim
- – Moses, Edwin
- – Mountbatten Habsburg Hohenzollern Mulan Pocahontas, Penelope
- – Mozelle, Cloris
- – Mulder, Fox
- – Muntz, Chuck
- – Muntz, Nelson
- – Muntz, Reilly
- Murchison, Pierpont Dean
- – Murdock, Lance
- – Musk, Elon
N
- – Naegle, Lindsay
- – Nahasapeemapetilon, Anu
- – Nahasapeemapetilon, Apu
- – Nahasapeemapetilon, Geet
- – Nahasapeemapetilon, Jamshed
- – Nahasapeemapetilon, Manjula
- – Nahasapeemapetilon, Nabindu
- – Nahasapeemapetilon, Pahusacheta
- – Nahasapeemapetilon, Punam
- – Nahasapeemapetilon, Pria
- – Nahasapeemapetilon, Samdi
- – Nahasapeemapetilon, Sanjay
- – Nahasapeemapetilon, Sashi
- - Nahasapeemapetilon, Tiku
- – Nahasapeemapetilon, Uma
- – Nakamura, Michiko (†)
- – Nakamura, Kumiko
- – Nakamura, Yutaka
- – Nebraska, Alaska
- – Newton, Isaac
- – Nichols, Nichelle
- – Nicholson, Jack
- – Nightingale, Florence
- – Nimoy, Leonard
- – Nixon, Richard
- – Nowitzki, Dirk
O
- – Obama, Barack
- – Obama, Michelle
- – O'Flanagan, Tom
- – O'Hara, Antoine
- O'Keeffe, Georgia
- – Olbermann, Keith
- – Ormand, Frank
- – Overstreet, Deion
P
- – Paisley, Piper
- – Palmer, Defonzo
- – Palooka, Baby Face
- – Pang-Li, Fung
- – Papadapaconstantikasgianopolopodopotopolis, Spiro
- Parker, MacArthur
- – Parkfield, Hugh
- - Parkin, Leo T. (Leo G. Clark)
- – Patterson, Cassandra
- – Patterson, Ray
- – Patton, Jerry (Menschliche Fliege)
- – Paul, Paula
- – Peacock, Devon
- – Pearson, Jimmy
- – Pecker, Danny
- – Pecker, Dell
- – Pennycandy, Lois
- – Perry, Joe
- Perry, Luke (Sideshow Luke)
- – Peters, Evelyn
- – Peterson, Bob
- – Peterson, Doris
- – Peterson, Jeremy (Pickeliger Teenager)
- – Peterson, Martha
- – Peterson, Stanley
- Petomane, Jean-Pierre
- – Peyton, Rayshelle
- – Phelps, Asa
- – Pierce, David Hyde
- – Pierce, Franklin
- – Pigal-Simpson, Amber (†)
- – Pinson, Debbie
- Polk, James K.
- – Pommelhorst, Brunella
- – Popovich, John
- – Potter, Harry
- – Powell, Herbert
- – Powell, Janey
- – Powers, Laura
- – Powers, Ruth
- Presley, Elvis
- – Prince, Martha
- – Prince, Martin
- – Prince, Martin Senior
- – Proudfoot, Tofalinda
- – Pryor, J. Loren
- – Pye, Arnold
- – Pynchon, Thomas
Q
- – Quimby, Freddy
- – Quimby, Joseph
- – Quimby, Martha
- – Quillejoie, Richard
R
- – Rabinovitz, Ron
- – Raymondo, Harvey
- – Reagan, Nancy
- – Reagan, Ronald
- – Reagle, Merl
- – Reed, Sasha
- Reilly, John C.
- – Reiner, Rob
- – Reinsch, Hans
- – Rhenquist, Francine
- – Rice, Condoleezza
- – Richards, Keith
- Richter, Dirk
- – Rile, Amber
- Rivers, Joan
- – Riviera, Nick
- – Roberts, Clay
- Rogan, Seth
- – Roker, Al
- – Ronaldo, Cristiano
- – Roosevelt, Eleanor
- – Roosevelt, Franklin D.
- – Roosevelt, Theodore
- Rosenfield, Dave
- – Ross, Jeff
- Roz
- – Rudd, Paul
S
- – Sakai, Patty
- – Sakai, Richie
- – Samson, Gerald
- – Sanders, Harland D.
- Sarkozy, Nicolas
- – Sax, Steve
- Saxington, Chad
- – Schwarzenegger, Arnold
- – Scioscia, Mike
- – Scorpio, Hank
- – Scully, Dana
- – Shabadoo, Joey Jo-Jo Junior
- – Shakespeare, William
- – Shapiro, Cecile
- – Sharp, Julie
- – Shawn, Grizzly
- – Sherman, Jay
- – Shorter, Becky
- – Shortz, Will
- – Shutton, Dave
- – Siegel, Rober
- – Siguðardóttir, Sigrin
- – Silverman, David
- – Silverman, Sarah
- – Silver, Nate
- – Simmons, Al
- – Simon, Sam
- – Simmons, Beatrice
- – Simmons, Mindy
- – Simpson, Abraham (Abes Urgroßvater)
- – Simpson, Abraham
- – Simpson, Bart
- – Simpson, Bart Junior
- – Simpson, Chet
- Simpson, Cornelius V.
- – Simpson, Cyrus
- – Simpson, 'Happy' Dinsdale
- – Simpson, Eliza
- – Simpson, Ezekiel (†)
- – Simpson, Hiram
- – Simpson, Homer
- – Simpson, Hugo
- Simpson, Ishmael
- Simpson, Jim
- Simpson, Lam (†)
- – Simpson, Lisa
- – Simpson, Mabel
- – Simpson, Maggie
- – Simpson, Marge
- – Simpson, Mona (†)
- – Simpson, Orville
- – Simpson, Roy
- Simpson, Silas
- – Simpson, Stanley
- – Simpson, Tyrone
- – Simpson, Virgil
- – Simpson, Yuma
- Sims, Fred
- Sinatra, Frank
- – Sinatra, Frank Jr. Jr. III
- – Sinclair, Llewellyn
- – Skinner, Agnes
- – Skinner, Seymour (Armin Tamzarian)
- – Skinner, Seymour (Sergeant)
- – Skinner, Sheldon
- – Sky, Leslie
- – Slater, Wayne
- – Sloane, Sara
- – Smalls, Derek
- Smallwood, Deborah Jo
- – Smithers, Waylon
- – Smithers, Waylon Senior (†)
- Smith, John
- Smith, Mary
- – Smith, Ozzie
- – Snyder, Roy
- – Spangler, Tab
- – Spears, Britney
- – Spiegelman, Art
- – Sprungfeld, Hans (Jebediah Springfield)
- – Spuckler, Brandine
- – Spuckler, Brittany
- – Spuckler, Cassidy
- Spuckler, Chloe
- – Spuckler, Cletus
- – Spuckler, Cody
- Spuckler, Condoleezza Marie
- – Spuckler, Crystal-Meth
- – Spuckler, Dermot
- – Spuckler, Dillon
- – Spuckler, Dreifuss
- – Spuckler, Dubya
- – Spuckler, Embry-Joe
- – Spuckler, Etwas-Neues
- – Spuckler, Fontanelle
- – Spuckler, Geburtstag
- – Spuckler, Gitmo
- – Spuckler, Gummiplatzer
- – Spuckler, Gummi-Sue
- – Spuckler, Heather
- – Spuckler, Heuschoberunfall
- – Spuckler, Hunter
- Spuckler, Ian
- – Spuckler, Incest
- – Spuckler, Jitney
- – Spuckler, Jordan
- – Spuckler, Karre
- Spuckler, Katlin
- Spuckler, Kendall
- Spuckler, Kira
- Spuckler, Lauren
- – Spuckler, Mary
- Spuckler, Max
- – Spuckler, Melvis
- – Spuckler, Mindestsohn
- Spuckler, Morgan
- – Spuckler, Normal-Kopf-Joe
- Spuckler, Noah
- – Spuckler, Oxycontin
- – Spuckler, Pediculus
- Spuckler, Phil
- – Spuckler, Q-Bert
- Spuckler, Rubella-Scabies
- Spuckler, Rumer
- Spuckler, Sasha
- – Spuckler, Schub
- – Spuckler, Scout
- – Spuckler, Taylor
- – Spuckler, Tiffany
- Spuckler, Wesley
- – Spuckler, Whitney
- Spuckler, Zoe
- – Stanky, Samantha
- – Starbeam, Dolphin (Dolph)
- – Starr, Ringo
- – Stern, Eli VI
- – Stetson, Clara
- – Stetson, Luke
- – Stevens, Saultery
- – Stevens, Shredder
- – St. Hubbins, David
- Stojko, Elvis
- Stoltzfuß Jim
- Stoneman Douglas, Marjorie
- – Strawberry, Darryl
- – Sumner, Gordon (Sting)
- – Sweet, Lucius
- – Swift, Sidney
- – Szyslak, Marv
- – Szyslak, Minnie
- – Szyslak, Moe
- – Szyslak, Morty
T
- – Talbot, Chloe
- – Tate, Jolly Jack
- – Tatum, Drederick
- – Tatütata, Schwulian Maria
- – Taylor, Allison
- – Taylor, Annette
- – Teeny, Joseph
- – Terwilliger, Cecil
- – Terwilliger, Francesca
- – Terwilliger, Gino
- – Terwilliger, Neil
- – Terwilliger, Robert (Sideshow Bob)
- – Terwilliger, Robert Senior
- – Texan, Paris
- – Texan, Rich (Reicher Texaner)
- – Thorn, Caleb
- – Tifton, Shauna (Prinzessin Kaschmir)
- Titters, Charity
- – Top, Carrot
- – Trujillo, Robert
- – Trunch, Evelyn
- – Tufnel, Nigel
- – Turley, Chester (Snake)
- – Tyler, Steven
- Tyson, Becky
U
- – Udelhofen, Bruce
- – Ulrich, Lars
- – Underdunk, Judith
- Updike, John
- – Upfoot, Melanie
V
- – Valentine, Vance
- – Valentine, Vicki
- – van Beethoven, Ludwig
- Van Buren, Martin
- – van Dinh, Truong
- – van Horne, Barbara
- – van Horne, Melvin
- – van Houten, Kirk
- – van Houten, Luann
- – van Houten, Milhouse
- – van Houten, Nana
- – van Houten, Norbert
- – van Schoonhoven, Linda
- – Vaughn, Zachary
- – Vendetti, Gina
- – Vidal, Fernando
- – Vixx, Tabitha
- – von Brawn, Professor Werner
- – von Colossus, Hector
- – Voorhees, Jason
W
- – Wachowski, Andy
- – Wachowski, Lana
- Walken, Christopher
- – Warren, Walt
- – Washington, George
- – Wayne, Bruce
- Webber, Andrew Lloyd
- – Weingarten, Brenda
- Weingarten, Scott
- – Welles, Orson
- – Westgrin, Etch
- – White, Betty
- – White, Jack
- White, Jaleel
- – White, Meg
- – Whitford, Brad
- – Whitney, Alex
- Wiggins, Clancy
- – Wiggum, Clancy
- – Wiggum, Iggy
- – Wiggum, Mark
- – Wiggum, Ralph
- – Wiggum, Sarah
- – Wildwill, Keendah
- – Wilkes-John, Booth
- – Wilkes-John, Wallis
- – Williams, Pharrell
- – Wilson, Woodrow
- – Windelpopel, Dödelbert Karla
- – Winehouse, Amy
- – Winfield, Sylvia
- – Winthrop, Emily
- – Wolfcastle, Greta
- – Wolfcastle, Rainier
- – Wolfe, Tom
- – Wong, Amy
- – Wong, Hubert
- – Woodpecker, Woody
- – Woods, James
- Woods, Tiger
- – Woosterfield, Devan
- – Woosterfield, Quenley
- – Woosterfield, Simon
Y
- – Yield, Paul
Z
- – Zane, Billy
- – Zangler, Trudy
- – Zare, Richard
- – Zapata, Emiliano
- – Zealer, Carl
- Zedong, Mao
- – Zeitungskeim, Johnny
- – Zeta-Jones, Catherine
- – Ziegler, Klaus
- – Ziff, Artie
- – Zilowitz, Janet
- – Ziswhisky, Jaffee
- – Zitofsky, Irving
- Zmed, Adrian
- – Zoidberg, John A.
- Zombie, Rob
- – Zörker, Uter
- – Zuckerberg, Mark
- – Zzyzwicz, Kearney
- – Zzyzwicz, Kearney Junior
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