– Abernathy, Eleanor (Catlady)
– Akirahata, Fujisaka
– Albert, Marv
– Albertson, Jeff (Comic Book Guy)
– Alger, Langdon
Alvarado, Freddie
– Amadopolis, Aristotle
– Anderson, Richard Dean
Anthony, Susan B.
– Apollo, Jimmy
Archer, Wesley
– Armstrong, Billie Joe (†)
– Armstrong, Bud
– Arnold, Bob
– August, Stefane