Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (and Possibly You)

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• s32e19 - Panik in den Straßen von Springfield

Künstler

• Bret McKenzie & Tim Long

Veröffentlichung

• 2021

Lyrics

Episode Version

• Quilloughby:
  Every day I try to smile,
  But can't help but frown.
  Every day I draw my bath,
  And pray I will drown.
  I step out my door and I take a deep breath.
  Turn back inside and pray for my death.
  'Cause everyone is horrid,
  Except me and possibly you.
  
  Lisa:
  Possibly me.
  
  Quilloughby and Lisa:
  Oh, everyone is horrid,
  
  Quilloughby:
  And my dear,
  I fear you are, too.
  
  Quilloughby and Lisa:
  Ohhh.

Extended Version

• Quilloughby:
  Every day I try to smile,
  But can't help but frown.
  Every day I draw my bath,
  And pray I will drown.
  I step out my door and I take a deep breath.
  Turn back inside and pray for my death.
  'Cause everyone is horrid,
  Except me and possibly you.
  Oh, everyone is horrid,
  And my dear,
  I fear you are, too.
  
  Lisa:
  Has everyone always,
  Made you so weary?
  
  Quilloughby:
  Let me tell you a tale,
  To answer your query.
  In Manchester the people were loyal and kind,
  And I hated them. (Someone should've sedated them)
  They lack subtlety and nuance,
  I definitely knew once I was five.
  There was no point to their lives.
  'Cause everyone is horrid,
  Except me and possibly you.
  
  Lisa:
  Possibly me.
  
  Quilloughby and Lisa:
  Oh, everyone is horrid,
  
  Quilloughby:
  And my dear,
  I fear you are, too.
  
  Quilloughby and Lisa:
  Ohhh.