Peak Awareness

Vorkommen

Bernice:
It's time to stop thinking small.
You got to dress up like an heiress.

Marge:
But what's the point of this fancy ball?

Bernice:
Why, dear, to raise awareness.

Your charity has to stand out,
From all the other ones with their hand out.

Marge:
Sadly, I'm a little squarish.

Bernice:
Honey, you need to get more garish.

There's no better way to show compassion,
Than trotting out a few Kardashians.
Don't mean to sound like I'm giving orders,
But destroy those Doctors Without Borders.

And to really get your donors givin',
Your charity needs a ribbon.

Marge:
It should be something blue.

Bernice:
This one here will do.

Get the ribbons everywhere,
So there's not a patch of bareness.
Once everyone is sick of it,
We've reached peak awareness.