Vorkommen

  • s33e01 - Millennium-Bug - Das Musical


Künstler

  • Jack Dolgen & Elisabeth Kiernan Averick


Veröffentlichung

  • 2021


Lyrics

  • Marge:
    I'll refer you to page three,
    To an updated biography,
    Of which you must see.
    Certain to change your view,
    Of the beloved ingenue,
    Sasha! Poof.
    The truth!

    Helen:
    She's never been in a Broadway musical or play?

    Waylon Smithers:
    She was never in Pippin, Show Boat, or Cabaret?

    Dr. Hibbert:
    She didn't sign autographs at a stage door-a?

    Homer:
    She worked at the Herald Square Sephora?

    Marge:
    Lost hope, gave up and moved the day,
    She didn't get a callback for Hairspray.
    She's a fraudway baby,
    A phony, a fake.
    She ain't got what it takes.
    She's a fraudway baby,
    She doesn't know Sutton Foster.
    This broad's an imposter,
    She's had you wrapped around her finger,
    For days.
    But she's nothing but a hair-extentioned,
    Makeup-slinging, Botox-forehead,
    Lying, cheating,
    Baby fraudway…