Fraudway Baby

Vorkommen

Marge:
I'll refer you to page three,
To an updated biography,
Of which you must see.
Certain to change your view,
Of the beloved ingenue,
Sasha! Poof.
The truth!

Helen:
She's never been in a Broadway musical or play?

Waylon Smithers:
She was never in Pippin, Show Boat, or Cabaret?

Dr. Hibbert:
She didn't sign autographs at a stage door-a?

Homer:
She worked at the Herald Square Sephora?

Marge:
Lost hope, gave up and moved the day,
She didn't get a callback for Hairspray.
She's a fraudway baby,
A phony, a fake.
She ain't got what it takes.
She's a fraudway baby,
She doesn't know Sutton Foster.
This broad's an imposter,
She's had you wrapped around her finger,
For days.
But she's nothing but a hair-extentioned,
Makeup-slinging, Botox-forehead,
Lying, cheating,
Baby fraudway…