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==Lyrics==

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With all the news that is news across the nation

On the scene at the super market

There seems to have been some disturbance here

Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?

Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes

And here he come

Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables

Naked as a jay-bird

And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don't look Ethel

It was too late, she'd already been incensed...  

'''''Chorus'''''

''Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy''

''There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy''

''And he ain't wearin' no clothes''

''Oh yes, they call him the streak''

''Fastest thing on two feet''

''He's just as proud as he can be''

''Of his anatomy''

''He's gonna give us a peek''

''Oh yes, they call him the streak''

''He likes to show off his physique''

''If there's an audience to be found''

''He'll be streakin' around''

''Invitin' public critique...''

This is your action news reporter once again

And we're here at the gas station

Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?

Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked

And he just appeared out of the traffic

Come streakin' around the grease rack there

Didn't have nothing on but a smile

I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink

I hollered...Don't look Ethel

It was too late...She'd already been mooned

Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers

'''''Chorus'''''

''He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy''

''He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy''

''He's just in the mood to run in the nude''

''Oh yes, they call him the streak''

''He likes to turn the other cheek''

''He's always making the news''

''Wearin' just his tennis shoes''

''Guess you could call him unique...''

Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym

Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs

Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?

Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there

To get Ethel a snow cone

Here he come right our of the cheap seats

Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court

Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's

Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand

I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel

It was too late...She'd already got a free shot

Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team

Here he comes...look...who's that with him?

Ethel, is that you, Ethel?

What do you think you're doing?

You get your clothes on!

Ethel, where you going?

Ethel, you shameless hussy

Say it isn't so Ethel

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