Fraudway Baby

Vorkommen

• s33e01 - Millennium-Bug - Das Musical

Künstler

• Jack Dolgen & Elisabeth Kiernan Averick

Veröffentlichung

• 2021

Lyrics

• Marge:
  I'll refer you to page three,
  To an updated biography,
  Of which you must see.
  Certain to change your view,
  Of the beloved ingenue,
  Sasha! Poof.
  The truth!
  
  Helen:
  She's never been in a Broadway musical or play?
  
  Waylon Smithers:
  She was never in Pippin, Show Boat, or Cabaret?
  
  Dr. Hibbert:
  She didn't sign autographs at a stage door-a?
  
  Homer:
  She worked at the Herald Square Sephora?
  
  Marge:
  Lost hope, gave up and moved the day,
  She didn't get a callback for Hairspray.
  She's a fraudway baby,
  A phony, a fake.
  She ain't got what it takes.
  She's a fraudway baby,
  She doesn't know Sutton Foster.
  This broad's an imposter,
  She's had you wrapped around her finger,
  For days.
  But she's nothing but a hair-extentioned,
  Makeup-slinging, Botox-forehead,
  Lying, cheating,
  Baby fraudway…